dailypostmalone:
“NO NEED NO NEED
”

deadman-suggestions:

hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.

breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.

breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.

(via dilllon)


nopenocomment:

“hey whatsup you guys, yes”  - the one sentence that makes my day. 

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Originally posted by bashfulpterodactyl


  • how I used to be: omg i cant believe anyone would think the government would lie to us.
  • me now: the moon landing was faked, the moon is a damn hologram, elvis didnt die, 9/11 was completely an inside job, our whole history is a lie, the government is out to get us and could kill me any minute now and make it so nobody knows of my existence.


signs as celebrity conspiracy theories

astrology-butt:

Aries- Michael Jackson was chemically castrated 

Taurus- Tupac, Jim Morrison, and Elvis are alive

Gemini- Megan Fox has been replaced by a clone…twice

Cancer- Kurt Cobain was murdered

Leo- Beyonce was never pregnant with Blue Ivy

Virgo- Babygate (Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake) Libra- Tom Cruise’s relationships are contracted

Scorpio- Marilyn Monroe was murdered for her ties to the Kennedy’s

Sagittarius- Miley Cyrus died in 2010 and was replaced

Capricorn- Stevie Wonder is not blind

Aquarius- Lady Gaga has a penis

Pisces- J.K. Rowling doesn’t exist 


memegay:

I need a girl that I can talk to at 3AM about aliens and conspiracy theories.